February 2012
drapetomania:
warped-words:
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When girls look in the mirror a lot.
demmerietran:
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There’s a difference between when they are being conceited and being insecure.
Black & White Parents!
- WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
January 2012
chandelierskys:
*David's Bridal commercial comes on*
delightful-love:
Commercial: “Dresses originally 300-600 dollars now just 99 dollars!” My Mom:
How come pictures of kids and a pair of shorts get... →
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I SERIOUSLY need some new texting buddies..
the world: hey man we've got some really serious problems like global warming and mass economic failure and riots and genocide and aids and cancer and your healthcare system is shit so maybe we should get to work
us government: sit down i have to stop people from sharing things online
